im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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