3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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