Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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