the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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