Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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