dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize