Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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