There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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