My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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