ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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