dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
