Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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