Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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