Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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