dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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