Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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