Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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