you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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