we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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