i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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