doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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