Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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