The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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