is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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