Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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