Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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