But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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