you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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