Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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