I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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