He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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