Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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