But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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