just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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