is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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