no. you can't hotbox the world.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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