Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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