Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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