I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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