Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My vagina is very pro this idea
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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