i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The air taste purple.
Randomize
