i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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