Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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