Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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