just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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