I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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