why didn't you poke me back
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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