I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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