With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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