If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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