I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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