gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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