yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
