I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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