Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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