Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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