oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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